George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters
(via scullaaay)
Oh, fine, Game of Thrones, I’ll wait for THE THING in episode 9, then. The Rains of Castamere better contain what I think it contains.
THE THING always happens in episode 9, you know that.
“16-Year-Old Egyptian Scientist Finds Way to Turn Plastic Waste Into $78 Million of Biofuel!”
What Azza proposes is to break down the plastic polymers found in drinks bottles and general waste and turn them into biofuel feedstock. (This is the bulk raw material that generally used for producing biofuel.) It should be noted that this is not a particularly new idea, but what makes Azza stand out from the crowd is the catalyst that she is proposing. She says that she has found a high-yield catalyst called aluminosilicate, that will break down plastic waste and also produce gaseous products like methane, propane and ethane, which can then be converted into ethanol.yas and yas and yas and yas
SCIE-YUNCE!!!
(via vegetablerightsandpeace)
Husband animates intoxicated wife’s joke about nachos.
Oh boy. (Also, poor dead chip)
(Source: girl-non-grata)
I’m in a bookstore sipping on Apple Cider when the woman behind me gets on the phone and starts loudly discussing her X-rated 50 Shades Fanfic
There are ninjas
Every single male has a cock ring
She calls erections “Man Tents”
Its been almost an hour
Its been two hours and its at the part where Harry Potter gets adopted by the Cullens
Why this
This is the post that I followed you for.
That fic sounds AMAZING.
A bad fanfic of a terrible fanfic based on a horriflific Mary-Sue shitbook. How does that sound amazing?
It has NINJAS and Harry Potter randomly gets adopted by the Cullens. It has to be so bad it’s hilarious.
How the hell did he even get there, though?
Oh, probably hiding him from Voldemort or something, or maybe Harry is an Auror working an international case about vampires and he needs to live with the Cullens because they are obviously vampire experts and Harry isn’t.
(Can you tell I’ve skimread a few so-bad-they’re-hilarious Harry Potter fics?)
Ok, now explain the presence of the ninjas. Are they supernatural ninjas? Or is that a tautology?
The ninjas are sent after Christian Grey by his Japanese business rivals, obviously.
Obviously (although that took you a while, didn’t it?)
(Source: notcaucasian)
I’m in a bookstore sipping on Apple Cider when the woman behind me gets on the phone and starts loudly discussing her X-rated 50 Shades Fanfic
There are ninjas
Every single male has a cock ring
She calls erections “Man Tents”
Its been almost an hour
Its been two hours and its at the part where Harry Potter gets adopted by the Cullens
Why this
This is the post that I followed you for.
That fic sounds AMAZING.
A bad fanfic of a terrible fanfic based on a horriflific Mary-Sue shitbook. How does that sound amazing?
It has NINJAS and Harry Potter randomly gets adopted by the Cullens. It has to be so bad it’s hilarious.
How the hell did he even get there, though?
Oh, probably hiding him from Voldemort or something, or maybe Harry is an Auror working an international case about vampires and he needs to live with the Cullens because they are obviously vampire experts and Harry isn’t.
(Can you tell I’ve skimread a few so-bad-they’re-hilarious Harry Potter fics?)
Ok, now explain the presence of the ninjas. Are they supernatural ninjas? Or is that a tautology?
(Source: notcaucasian)
I’m in a bookstore sipping on Apple Cider when the woman behind me gets on the phone and starts loudly discussing her X-rated 50 Shades Fanfic
There are ninjas
Every single male has a cock ring
She calls erections “Man Tents”
Its been almost an hour
Its been two hours and its at the part where Harry Potter gets adopted by the Cullens
Why this
This is the post that I followed you for.
That fic sounds AMAZING.
A bad fanfic of a terrible fanfic based on a horriflific Mary-Sue shitbook. How does that sound amazing?
It has NINJAS and Harry Potter randomly gets adopted by the Cullens. It has to be so bad it’s hilarious.
How the hell did he even get there, though?
(Source: notcaucasian)
I’m in a bookstore sipping on Apple Cider when the woman behind me gets on the phone and starts loudly discussing her X-rated 50 Shades Fanfic
There are ninjas
Every single male has a cock ring
She calls erections “Man Tents”
Its been almost an hour
Its been two hours and its at the part where Harry Potter gets adopted by the Cullens
Why this
This is the post that I followed you for.
That fic sounds AMAZING.
A bad fanfic of a terrible fanfic based on a horriflific Mary-Sue shitbook. How does that sound amazing?
(Source: notcaucasian)
